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Braveheart 2017 by JC Angelcraft “The Problem with Mexico is that it’s full of Scotts” and the problem with Scotland, is that’s full of
Mexicans………you must be born again.”
“When you can solve all the problems in Scotland then you can court my daughter” said the Scott and his wife Maria who added “No the now”
“You just said no to William Wallace” added his daughter
“That is not William Wallace” said her bother “…..William Wallace is seven feet tall ……Ok…maybe he’s six foot ” …….No the now anyway William” repeated the mother. “Maybe later” said the Father..
“OK”…… said William…..and he decided to change his name that night to Adam …….Adam Webber.
…….and after the night was over the town’s people came and said to William,
“we’ve come to fetch you to a meeting.”
and William said, ” your meetings are a waste of time…..no the now anyways.”
Then William went about his business looking like Mr. Pink ….when he used to look like Mr White…then Mr. Orange, now he looked like Mr Pink …..must have happened when he was washed together with his favorite…..come get your love ” Redbone” shirt
…. alls William could think about now was having fun and first how to get SHORTSHANKs’ son interested in women again.
…womankind …..and JC made a womankind puppet and the Holy Spirit was very very pleased,,,,,,,,and the town’s people continued to talk among themselves.
(Herbal Life Jehovah’s witnesses) “We have come now to fetch you to a special meeting William, to talk about God’s plan for this world and what the Bible says”
(said to the Herbal life Jehovah’s witnesses) ……”Jehovah said you have to be born again ” that means reincarnation
…..I think he’s getting worse
(William Wallace) “Jehovah said, Man was born to be free and that all good religions are the right religions and men and women are saved by their love, their good works and by their faith ….not by their religion”
(Herbal life Jehovah’s witnesses look at each other and shrugged as William Continued)
“,,,,Jehovah died on the cross for your sins then resurrected . The Blood of the Lamb helps too” William continued “Jehova is Jesus (YASHUA) is YHWH with vowels , Jehovah is a form of the name Joshua (Yashua) the name of Jesus ) and the Holy Spirit has no name. “I AM THAT I AM” that’s what Bible says.
OK….well why didn’t you say so William…?
and the Holy Spirit and the town’s people were very happy and William continued on his mission …..
SHORTSHANKS, with ice cold eyes had a great Army; but he was in want for an heir to the Throne of England and his son with the crooked eyes needed help desperately looking more and more every day like a bad puppet the kind that do not last very long.
“What does the Bible say about it?” asked SHORTSHANK’s son .
“Well……” responded William ….the Bible says Mankind shall not lay with Mankind . …..it means that a man cannot give birth to a baby. A woman can give birth to a baby.
“don’t feel be bad” said William …..”has to be that way.” ….. But SHORTSHANKs’ ARMY was waiting.
SHORTSHANKs said to William, “You started a game that we haven’t finished.”
But William was not afraid. saying, “I’m your huckleberry”
SHORTSHANKs was the most ruthless King ever to sit down on the throne of England and he told William
“Fights not with you William, I meant the card game”
“But he sacked Yorked” his men said, “Tell him William”
“…yes I did”, responded William Wallace facing off with SHORTSHANKs …..”I Sacked York”
“We must try to negotiate” said the The Nobles of Scotland
“…..Later..” said William
“You are outmatched, you have no heavy Calvary” said SHORTSHANKs
“But I sacked YORK” William said, “and I have a chest full of Gold”
“He’s got a point” said SHORTSHANKs “What do you want William?”
I want GIRLS in FRAMES, “said William” “DONE” said SHORTSHANKs, “anything else?”
“And I want the IRISH conscripts to fight on my side right now and since we have no heavy Calvary…..how about giving us a few of them sick horses!”
“We can explain” said the British Nobles to SHORTSHANKs
And at that Moment King Stephan and the IRISH changed sides, the air was still…….
“Your move” said William
And the King looking stopped dead in his tracks, turned his horse around and his troops retired for the day,
The camps were Silent and SHORTSHANKs had no place to put his Queen who came that night to visit and so she had to stay and his tent.
……and everyone on Wallace’s side noticed SHORTSHANK’s QUEEN was a GEISHA
SHORTSHANK’s Japanese Queen, who was captured in a battle with great Samuri Warriors wanted Freedom for Japan.
That same night the Muslims, the Injuns and the Africans talked Diplomacy with SHORTSHANKs who was very feared-
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That night SHORTSHANKs sat banquet and even Scottish Nobles were in attendance, but Wallace and King Stephan remained behind with the most finest of people the men of regular Infantry of Ireland and Scotland and the new British Conscripts who changed sides that night bringing Wallace what he wanted (GIRLS IN FRAMES) because they knew SHORTSHANKs was not going to let them go they were for his Son, but everyone knew his son would not appreciate them.
“You must try and negotiate with William to keep the peace” Robert the BRUCE told SHORTSHANKs who was listening
“This Wallace is a two-bit Pirate nothing more. I am not going to retreat nor am I going to return the Queen of Japan” and he went out and mingled with guests to discuss Foreign affairs and SHORTSHANKs left the Banquet and the Scottish Nobles returned .
The Nobles rushed back and told Wallace immediately and they returned quickly with Wallace’s Message and caught SHORTSHANKs asleep and he peeped out of his tent .
“We have a message from Wallace …” the Nobles said.
“What is it ? ” asked SHORTSHANKs
Wallace said to say, “Japan, its mine, its gotten bigger with time and I want the Queen of Japan returned
“Ok” said SHORTSHANKs
And I what about that Sick Horse?
“Take her” …. Wallace took the horse and a quick drink of water before continuing
“SHORTSSHANKs’ men did not retire from the field,” the tree Scouts reported
SHORTSHANK’s formidable army now stood before Soldiers of Ireland and Scotland
“Spys were everywhere.”
LONGSHANK’s got on his new Horse
“Send the footmen” LONGSHANK’s said
“and Get the Archers Ready”
Wait!….Wallace said to the footmen as they approached
” I don’t want any trouble” said Wallace
“Well you got trouble?” said one of the footmen,,,then from nowear rocks came flying in and decimated the footmen like Pins in a bowling alley
” I should have remembered the Rocks” said Wallace
seeing his men fall, SHORTSHANKs almost fell off his Horse, and he came at Wallace who said, “its the reckoning he wants.”
“Say when” said Wallace
And SHORTSHANK’s now old in his age looked at Wallace for the last time, then fell down and Died in his sleep and Wallace brought him a Blanket and made sure he was warm.
SCOTLAND is FREE ….Wallace said ….”and so is JAPAN” …..(after SHORTSHANKs funeral Wallace went and tended all his new sick horses to nurses them back to health for they had not been taken care of.)
This is Historical Fiction with creative liberties and fun for Children and Adults. For Nuerotics, I kow the History, please read the History yourselves, write your own Childrens stuff and leave mine alone and stop bothering me. This work will be edited to perfection in the future or at any time. JC Angelcraft
42. Is this your horse? asked the angel Gabriel ……thats not my horse Gabriel ……I can explain, responded the man.
Written by JC Angelcraft